1. benwinstagram:

    are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

     
  2. Aug 20th, 2014    
  3. reblogged: opeeta

    mycroftly:

    when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

     
  4. Aug 20th, 2014    
  5. treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM

    treblemirinlens:

    doctorflowers:

    owlrocket

    NYOOM

    (Source: disgustinganimals)

     
  6. Aug 20th, 2014    
  7. fairhies:

    If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

     
  8. Aug 20th, 2014    
  9. damianimated:

    One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting on makeup and I helped one pick out eye shadow

     
  10. Aug 20th, 2014    
  11. luxwing:

    you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

    image

     
  12. Aug 20th, 2014    
  13. nourhhh:

    You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

     
  14. Aug 20th, 2014    
  15. reblogged: max-capricorn

    illegalaustralien:

    Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

    Me:

    image

     
  16. Aug 20th, 2014    
  17. reblogged: homoemotional

    me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

    (Source: helpfvl)

     
  18. Aug 20th, 2014    
  19. reblogged: sarkybitch

    The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
    — Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

    (Source: vicebot)

     
  20. Aug 20th, 2014    
  21. reblogged: owlhugger

    onewaveoneocean:

    Wisdom from Tom (Azis Ansari) on ‘Parks and Recreation’ =)

     
  22. Aug 20th, 2014    
  23. reblogged: bandcats

    razorblade-eyes:

    chief-pan , everybody.

     
  24. Aug 20th, 2014    
  25. reblogged: peetasgold

    ravclaw:

    homework to do: hella

    homework i’ve done: negative hella

    (Source: tiniestleaf)

     
  26. Aug 20th, 2014    
  27. reblogged: zxltarspeaks

    chaseross:

    twoandtwentyonebee:

    drarna:

    asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

    thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

    this is seriously a great post 

    (Source: neptunain)

     
  28. Aug 20th, 2014    
  29. reblogged: zxltarspeaks

    ostracizedpoodle:

    you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

     
  30. Aug 20th, 2014