1. But that wasn’t the first time I ever saw her
    I saw her in the hallways at school, and at my mother’s false funeral,
    and walking the sidewalks in the Abnegation sector
    I saw her but I didn’t see her; no one saw her the way she truly was until she jumped.
    I suppose a fire that burns that bright is not meant to last
    —  Veronica Roth (Allegiant)  Via Nethmi (via i-am-a-corruptance)
     
  2. Apr 18th, 2014    
  3. reblogged: 10knotes

    10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
     
  4. Apr 16th, 2014    
  5. i-just-want-a-milkshake:

This dog is so cute but in the sense where it looks like it smoked a ton if crack before this

    i-just-want-a-milkshake:

    This dog is so cute but in the sense where it looks like it smoked a ton if crack before this

    (Source: smilingdoggies)

     
  6. Apr 16th, 2014    
  7. sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

    sofapizza:

    sturmtruppen:

    the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

    "look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)

     
  8. Apr 16th, 2014    
  9. colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    (Source: felixdawkins23)

     
  10. Apr 16th, 2014    
  11. reblogged: memewhore

    waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

    fuks:

    SAIL

    I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

     
  12. Apr 16th, 2014    
  13. (Source: jackryanz)

     
  14. Apr 16th, 2014    
  15. Joke of the day.

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

    (Source: flyingscotsman)

     
  16. Apr 16th, 2014    
  17. reblogged: omgmyfeels

    justdesti-el:

    loki-dokey:

    lordwhat:

    This is what I choose to do with my spare time.

    I JUST LOS T My SHIT

    I’m sO FUCKING DONE

     
  18. Apr 16th, 2014    
  19. chepibola:

    have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

     
  20. Apr 16th, 2014    
  21. magic-and-metaphors:

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

♫ all my life has been a series of doors in my face ♫

I’m an evil person for laughing way too loudly at this.

    magic-and-metaphors:

    ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

     all my life has been a series of doors in my face 

    I’m an evil person for laughing way too loudly at this.

     
  22. Apr 16th, 2014    
  23. reblogged: haveyoumetsam

    legalmexican:

    Kanye West would win in Mario Kart and make you watch the whole trophy celebration

     
  24. Apr 16th, 2014    
  25. reblogged: oddsareyours

    supermoclel:

    thatonesuperwholockian:

    supermoclel:

    oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

    …..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

    listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

     
  26. Apr 16th, 2014    
  27. loverunstheworld:

a—mess—it—grows:

Daily
     
  28. Apr 16th, 2014    
  29. reblogged: omgmyfeels

    riyoka:

    if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

     
  30. Apr 16th, 2014