1. venula:

    things i would like to do:

    • kiss your face
    • kiss not your face
    • see you smile always
    • idk buy you things
    • make you mac and cheese
    • learn all your favourite songs
    • tell you that u r a cutie
    • have a sleepover without sleep u feel me
    • etc
     
  2. Apr 24th, 2014    
  3. dejacoendou:

    hey-doesnt-he-rap:

    chicken-nuggets-galore:

    Do twins have the same sized dick?

    now we’re asking the real questions

    As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

     
  4. Apr 24th, 2014    
  5. reblogged: accio--t-ardis

    Your power will only grow. There is beauty in it, but also great danger.

    (Source: robert-downey-junior)

     
  6. Apr 24th, 2014    
  7. radsanta:

    radsanta:

    a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

    image

    I HATE BOYS

     
  8. Apr 24th, 2014    
  9. lesbian-god:

    When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

     
  10. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  11. reblogged: memewhore

    jaclcfrost:

    [drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

     
  12. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  13. reblogged: emryslaughs

    horrorterrific:

    ring-wraiths:

    horrorterrific:

    (whispers) dwarves are lame pass it on

    (screams) elves are lame pass it on

    image

    (Source: pharika)

     
  14. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  15. haaaaaaaaaaytham:

    "i want to watch captain america 2 again," i say as i walk out of the theater after watching captain america 2 for the fourth time

     
  16. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  17. kelekelo:

    megapyon:

    ʖ haha got ur nose

    ( ͡°_ ͡°)

     
  18. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  19. reblogged: triplewiener

    fandomhopper:

    HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS

    (Source: cheatsy)

     
  20. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  21. reblogged: phanlol

    seducemymindyouidiot:

    jaegerbitch:

    if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

    slut means the end in swedish

    This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice. 

     
  22. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  23. reblogged: johhhnle

    thatfuckingcrowv2:

    orlandobloomers:

    instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

    • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
    • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
    • pics of plants
    • pics of ur dog
    • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

    send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

     
  24. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  25. reblogged: paradoxsocks

    awellkept-secret:

    this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

    image

     
  26. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  27. reblogged: triplewiener

     
  28. Apr 23rd, 2014    
  29. reblogged: tennantbutt

    (Source: barneystinson)

     
  30. Apr 23rd, 2014